Funny announcement made by guard this morning

[Cam]

My wife just sent me a message that the guard made a funny announcement as the service from Ipswich approached the Brisbane CBD this morning. It went along the lines of:
"Take care over the Christmas break as we want you back next year so we can sting you with a fare increase, more trackwork to inconvenience you and services that are full & probably late AND I'll get a pay rise."

I wonder if this guard frequents RBOT?

[p858snake]

Sounds like someone that isn't expecting to have a job next year...

[HappyTrainGuy]

Or he's off to QRN